more evidence of my awesomeness

I was about to leave for work this morning when I saw something awful, I needed to document it.

That's my life.

If you would like a closer view of the embarrassing amount of books that seem to have taken up residence on my bed:

Just in case this wasn't enough evidence that I have totally lost my edge, I may have spent my 8:00 hour captivated by some season premier of some teen drama on the CW.